July 2011
I want to jam so we can be like Matt and Kim.
are you back in ny yet?
June 2011
Conversation with me camper
Her: you know the song i just had sex?
Me: yea
Her: it says it only lasts 30 seconds, is that true? I thought it was like 5 hours
Me: i dont know ive never experienced itMOST AWKWARD CONVERSATION OF THE SUMMER THUS FAR
are you still at gan or whatever it was called
Put a number in my ask, and I'll answer it.
1) what’s your name?
2) how old are you?
3) where are you from?
4) when’s your birthday?
5) what’s your favorite color?
6) who’s your celeb crush?
7) how many followers do you have?
8) how many people do you follow?
9) what did you eat today?
10) what are you wearing?
11) what sort of phone do you have?
12) are you a virgin?
13) have you kissed anyone before?
14) have you ever been drunk?
15) have you ever smoked weed?
who dat gurl who dat gurl
I don’t think my phone is receiving texts so sorry to all that is attempting to text me. Which is all of you I’m sure
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Listen
These are just getting too amazing now.
OMG this is my favorite one so far.
